as written on; Thursday, March 29
i heard alotta jokes throughout my life. got porno ones(by zhen wei),got funny ones(by everyone else). for the sake of the non-poluted mind of some of u, its not gonna be polluting.im just gonna blog bout a few.cant remember the others.(sorry guys!! )here it goes.
a man was cycling a bike with a bag of sand to n fro s'pore n m'sia. when he was at the customs,the police officer checked the bag of sand.he found nothing.The next day, the man was at the customs with his bike and a big bag of sand.the police checked his bag of sand and still, he found nothing. On the third day, the same thing happened. The police officer said " I know you are smuggling something. i just don't know what." the man laughed. he said " I smuggle bicycles"
by chow chow gay XD
one day, a man went to the zoo. he saw a bear and found it funny. so, he stuck his finger into the cage and poked the bear, oblivious to the huge sign that said "careful, do not go too near"
however, instead of just sitting in the cage, the bear got on its feet and broke out of the cage. he chased the man all the way to the end of the country
the man kept running not daring to look back
they went from a hospital to airport**
then the man took a flight to japan, thinking hopefully that the bear wouldn't chase him.
but the bear did and the man made another flight to madagascar, where he thought he would be safe.but finalyl when he could not run anymore, he just paused, waiting for his doom.
then, the bear touched him on the shoulder and said "touch you back".
by Shammah
One day, a penguin asked his father.
why am i a penguin?
because your are a penguin.
then he asked his mother
why am i a penguin?
because your are a penguin.
then he asked his aunt
why am i a penguin?
because your are a penguin.
then later he asked his grandmother
why am i a penguin?
because you are a penguin. why do you ask?
coz im cold.
BRRRRR
now wasnt that lame?its by my sis. she got alotta crap up dere.
ok gtg do hmwk le. bye!
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